Joke about Martians.?

I've made this joke about martians so as not to be labelled 'racist'.


(no guarantee though.)





A martian goes into a grocer's shop and asks' Three tins of dogfood please.' The grocer answers..'No way! I know you martians, you'll give it to your wife and kids to eat, bring me a dog to prove you've got one, THEN I'll give you the food.'


The martian brings his dog and gets the food.


The next week he goes to buy some cat food..same reply 'You'll give it to your wife and kids to eat, bring your cat to prove you've got one.' Off he goes to get his cat.


The next week the martian goes into the shop with a shoe-box covered with a towel. 'Can I help you?' asks the shopkeeper.


"Put your hand in there " said the martian.


The shopkeeper slips his hand under the towel and feels around in the box...squelch, squelch. 'Well, ' said the shopkeeper 'What do you want?'





" Two toilet rolls please!"

Joke about Martians.?
funny but I still think its racist so I`m gonna report you.........lol
Reply:very good lol
Reply:its was OK.Did that thing inside that box gave the shopkeeper some organism or something, because it sounds like that he/she just played WITH himself/herself or something and that can only be possible with a Martian.man, now that is irony mine stranger.
Reply:haha i've heard one very similar to this but its an old lady not a martian
Reply:not tht funny
Reply:That is so grossly funny! 12/10 lol
Reply:not bad mate
Reply:that was a little bit funny...not very, though...
Reply:I've heard this one before, except it was an old lady, didn't say what race, and basically he'd say "no, you will go home and eat it, bring it in and prove it" the only new thing for me was the punchline
Reply:So so.!!!
Reply:Serves the shopkeeper right!
Reply:Oh Yuck, very funny.
Reply:LMAO
Reply:Those Americans are nuts eh...?
Reply:Was that a Martian with one antenna or two antennas? Did it have one eye or three eyes?


One antenna and/or three eyes, would be racist.


(What was in the box? )
Reply:Glad he was polite enough to say PLEASE !



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