Can you answer all these???

Well, I was bored and found these on a website. Can anybody answer these?





-If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?


-Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?


-Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?


-Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?


-If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?


-Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?


-Can you cry underwater?


-You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?


-Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?


-Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?

Can you answer all these???
I can't stop laughing now!Do sleeping pills really have a warning that says "may cause drowsiness"?
Reply:lol interesting questions
Reply:yes


because its an alarm, alarms sound off.


he's adopted, he is a kitchen sponge.


idk


if they're in the wrong, yes...because you can file suit.


idk


yes, ask any woman who's ever had to get into the shower just to have a cry.


I think they should


Because you know some where some idiot said, I didn't know they'd make me sleepy


Both.
Reply:Nope.





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Reply:um sorry what was the question again?





so confused....





;-/
Reply:1.Probably not


2. true


3.good question...


4. don't get it


5. No, unless the home is not yours


6. ?


7.yes


8. no


9. because you might feel drowsy before/after you got to sleep


10. dont know
Reply:-yes


-idk


-idk


-idk


-no


-what?


-yes but it is bubbles


-idk


-idk


-idk
Reply:-yes, movies do b/c people come in in the middle of a show sometimes and the show needs to end before the next scheduled show starts.


-you can say either. going off just sounds better ;)


-spongebobs parents are what real sponges look like. but spongebob is 'different.'


-I've never heard of someone yelling duck helping. but chickens run away from you when you chase them...i know that...but not the duck one.


-yes


-not money cents...like your 5 senses. only 2.


-yes...the tear mix with the water so it doesn't feel like you are.


-some may, other may not.


-because "one" causes drowsiness...2 may be worse


-when you think...you think in "your voice"...when you're mute, you cant hear you voice so you think in someone Else's voice or you imagine a voice...no hands. lol
Reply:I can....but that doesn't mean I have to ^_^
Reply:%26lt;yea


%26lt;cuz the alarm is ringing


%26lt;he has the resecive jean


%26lt;cuz chicken is worse then a duck


%26lt;yea


%26lt;yea


%26lt;lol


%26lt;dunno


%26lt;words





weird
Reply:I can, but I'm not going to. This would be better done as separate postings - you may get actual answers that way.
Reply:- no.


-Why does one "take a pee" when one really leaves it?


-recessive gene.


-If peanut butter cookies contain peanut butter, then what do girl scout cookies contain?


- Probably not.


-One peeny for the thought, and other for the expression of that thought.


- Umm.... Duh.


-That's called indecent exposure. And no they would not be served.


- Why does my hair dyer say to not use it while in the shower or sleeping?


- Depends if they are deaf and mute or only mute.
Reply:those are interesting to think about...i like the last one...
Reply:-yes


- because some stupid person made it up


-because he is retarded


-because two differnet types of birds and ducks are better


-maybe.......for me yes or I will sue


-because I am worth more then a penny


-I never tried


-no most people wear pants


-Lol! because they make you sleepy


-IDK ask one some time.





-I would pee before I die


-Because he is running away from the birds he stole them from and hiding the evidence.


-Additcted to cousenling couslers


-They don't think


-IDK


-Yes


-Because it is called aducted


-I use an umbrella


-Because people who steal them do it cause they don't believe in god.


-Both maybe or soap .....idk





Fun Question from me: If peanut butter cookies contain peanut butter, then what do girl scout cookies contain?



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