Another Fart Glossary?

ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.





ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.





ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your ****.





TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out.





BEER FARTS= These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer.





JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.





DONKEY FART= Your *** is the only one that can do it.





GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.





HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.





SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.





TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.





OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.





BRAIN FART= You need to fart, but nothing comes out.





ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.





NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"





U.F.O. FART= When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor".

Another Fart Glossary?
It was me, I did it!


Absolutely brilliant.
Reply:Oh,cr@p! Report It

Reply:LMFAO Report It

Reply:Ha ha a very funny glossary of farts. Keep em rumbling!!








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Reply:lmfao!!!my family will love this one.
Reply:What's it with you guys and farts?


It really is not that funny.... and not even so-gross-that-it's-funny types....
Reply:Lmao everyones into farts today....hmmm did we all eat beans last night.....hahaha
Reply:The only one I can say I actually have had is the shoe fart that one made me laugh!!



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