Monday, August 3, 2009

Want to have fun in the office?

Ways To Have Fun in the Workplace





Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.





Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.





Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-Cha."





Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."





Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.





While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Marge.





Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.





Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.





Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they want fries with that.





Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.





Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.





Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN."





Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.





Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "oh you've got to be faster than that.





Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

Want to have fun in the office?
great original ideas thanx I may try a couple. Im suprised you still have a job your a total goof off. LOL I wished I worked with you.
Reply:LOL I'm doing some of those at work tomorrow!!!!
Reply:lol, i like this one. i like u, ur really funny and ur keeping me occupied
Reply:NOICE!
Reply:lol i liked that your funny
Reply:I need to apply for an office job so i can do all of these. How long do you think i'd last in a job doing this.
Reply:best one yet......(well in the last ten minutes)
Reply:HILARIOUS!! I like the mosquito netting idea.
Reply:Lol. Good stuff!
Reply:haha i like you........
Reply:Have you been watching me?
Reply:I sure as hell would like to meet you at the water cooler!!!!!
Reply:got anything like this for people at highschool?:P
Reply:funay!
Reply:aahahah lol u are soo hilarious i really like the one wid the fries lol i can do that even when ma mom tells me to do suttin ahhaha
Reply:Lol.


Nice.
Reply:Hilarious, 9/10 cos theres no such thing as a perfect joke. Keep it up, you put a smile on my face
Reply:pretty good ones, you forget:


putting their straw from drink in a hot sauce packet and then placing in their cup/glass


clear plastic on the urinal or toilet


forwarding bosses wife to mail clerk
Reply:those are funny especially the one with the clothes thing wit the boss and the email one
Reply::D



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