A glasgow woman goes to the dentist sits down and settles in the chair,
the dentist says "comfy"
The woman replies "govan"
what di the siamese twin from glasgow call there autobiography? oor wullie
how many spanish guy does it take to change a light bulb?
just juan
whats the difference between the rolling stones and an aberdeen sheep farmer?
the rolling stones say "hey you get off of my cloud
an aberdeen sheep farmer says " hey mcleod get off of ma ewe.
what about the scotsman who lost his testicles in a motorbike accident? The surgeon re-attached them with bostick
A man takes a pair of shoes back to the shop and complains there is a lace missing. "NO!" argues the assistant, "look at the label it says taiwan"
Jokes that only work in scotland?
The best joke in Scotland is "England"
Reply:Star for you, purely for the Siamese twins one, a gem
Reply:i like the lace one lol
Reply:puredeadbrilliant!!
Reply:Brilliant.
Reply:nice dude, pretty funny
Reply:i dont get it and i have scottish in my blood hmmm. something i need to fix i guess
Reply:cant think of anythink lol
Reply:Does anything work in Scotland?
neutral skin tone
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